How to Survive the roads at Christmas time (or how not to be a bogan)
How to Survive the roads at Christmas time (or how not to be a bogan) (by the Ramblings of a Mad Woman) Ok it might sound a bit weird writing about surviving the roads at Christmas, but here in Australia we have a sub species of human known as the Bogan or Boganus Moronus, who have evolved enough to drive cars, and 4x4’s on our roads. So right off the bat I know you are probably shaking your head thinking I am being racist or something like that. But by golly you would feel the same way as me if you have ever had the displeasure of being on the road at the same time as one of these bogans. So, this is my guide to surviving the roads at Christmas time, but this can of course apply to any time of year. Step 1. Follow the road rules (you know those pesky things you had to learn to pass your driving test for a license (providing you are driving with one of course)) Road rules have been formulated to diminish accidents and fatalities, these have ta...